Grand Teton National Park, Yellowstone, Jackson Hole, moose, deer, elk, herds of bison, geese, freakin’ huge ravens, snow, Jackson Lake, Yellowstone Lake, Old Faithful, Prismatic Spring, steam vents, Jenny Lee Lake, Lewis Lake, dude ranches, waterfalls, beautiful vistas, great food, great lodgings, fantastic weather, and of course fabulous company.

How much more is a guy supposed to take?